your pet’s 2023 horoscope

In case you missed it, throughout the year we shared pet zodiacs that we created with the help of our secret team of dog and cat astrologists (just kidding…maybe). From the empathetic Pisces to the boisterous Leo, each sign has their own unique personality traits that might sound a little familiar to you. 

Capricorn 

• Teacher’s pet...literally! 
• Takes playtime a bit too seriously 
• Not a fur out of place 
• Your #1 cheerleader 
• Easily susceptible to FOMO 
• Will get your attention at any cost 

Aquarius 

• Truly one of a kind 
• Often in their own little world 
• Endless amounts of love to give 
• A bit strange 
• Occasional sassy-pants 
• Your instant stress reliever 

Pisces 

• Always knows when you’re sad 
• But has their own funny way of cheering you up 
• Can be oh so dramatic 
• Will share their toys with anyone 
• Is it ever not playtime? 
• Pet influencer energy 

Aries 

• Could probably walk themselves 
• Loudmouth 
• Playtime keeps you on your toes 
• Impatient with treats...and lots of other things 
• Demands all the pettings when people are over 
• Will only take so much of your silliness 

Taurus 

• Belly rub connoisseur 
• Will stop to sunbathe...during walks 
• Very opinionated at times
• Probably napping 
• Couch potato...or couch floof 
• The best cuddles! 

Gemini

• Greets everyone who walks past the window 
• Leaves their toys in odd places 
• Thinks everything is a game 
• Loves to snuggle 
• But always down for an adventure! 

Cancer 

• Your favorite “person” to vent to 
• Wants all of your attention 
• Selective of people 
• Not a fan of loud noises 
• Expect lots of kisses 
• Always by your side 

Leo 

• Makes their presence known 
• Wants to protect their people 
• Loves affirmation...and mirrors 
• Constantly bringing you gifts from nature 
• Has trouble taking directions 
• Your personal alarm clock 

Virgo 

• Leaves their bowl squeaky clean 
• Always lends a helping paw 
• Does not really understand privacy 
• Constantly in need of a head scratch 
• Pushes the pace on walks 
• Command aficionado 

Libra 

• Their favorite person is the last person they met 
• Always greets you at the door 
• Has claimed a corner of your home
• So photogenic it’s unfair 
• Their closet rivals your actual closet 
• Loves to be pampered 

Scorpio 

• Thunder’s no match for them 
• Curious about everything 
• No sense of danger 
• Makes you their whole world 
• Has their own special way of pouting 
• Favorite place to sleep is close to you 

Sagittarius 

• Free spirit 
• Sees the water bowl as half-full 
• Funny without even trying 
• Too smart for their own good 
• Social butterfly 
• Chatterbox 
• Easily distracted